Farting true
// February 27th, 2008 // No Comments » // Sighted
The fart it is a wondrous thing that’s made inside your belly,
It comes out of your bottom and is often very smelly,
Now, everybody does them, from beggars through to queens,
And you can do some beauties when you’ve been eating beans.
So don’t worry about those rumblings,
Be proud of all your trumps,
But remember, if you strain too hard,
Your farts come out as lumps.
Here I sit all broken hearted,
Paid a nickle to shit and only farted,
If that nickle broke your heart,
I hope you shit every time you fart.
